{"id":589,"date":"2010-10-06T22:55:15","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T05:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/islemaster.wordpress.com\/?p=589"},"modified":"2014-03-17T00:23:51","modified_gmt":"2014-03-17T07:23:51","slug":"ifcomp-2010-a-quiet-evening-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/ifcomp-2010-a-quiet-evening-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"IFComp 2010: A Quiet Evening at Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/striatic\/3258609\/\" title=\"hampster memorial ~ new life by striatic, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/2\/3258609_339d98fda3_t.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" alt=\"hampster memorial ~ new life\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-542\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A Quiet Evening at Home&#8221; by anonymous<\/p>\n<p><em>They say you should write what you know.  Sorry.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is first in my random list of comp games.  I&#8217;ve got to say, the apology in the blurb doesn&#8217;t bode well.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I gave this game 40 minutes, which was enough time to play it start-to-finish.  First thing, I&#8217;m looking for an <em>about<\/em> text, or some <em>menu<\/em> or <em>help<\/em> to find an author&#8217;s note, beta tester list, anything.  No such feature is implemented here.  Bummer.<\/p>\n<p>This is less of a game than an exercise.  It does function, but it&#8217;s not fun.  If I had to review it in one word, I&#8217;d say &#8220;unambitious.&#8221;  It doesn&#8217;t attempt to provide the player with any motivation; the game&#8217;s walkthrough can be boiled down to &#8220;pee, eat, empty trash, waste time, sleep.&#8221;  Of course, there are a series of obstacles to completing these tasks, nearly all of which involve finding the right room\/object by exploring the house.  Not a lot of thinking involved.<\/p>\n<p>The hardest part of the game involves letting the hamster find the can opener for you.  I hit the walkthrough for this point.  This was unhinted (do hamsters have a thing for can openers?  I&#8217;ve never owned one) and apparently dependent on the hamster randomly wandering into a certain room.  Does that mean this game is potentially unwinnable?  Besides that, the game is easy and straightforward.  The writing isn&#8217;t especially entertaining, and unfortunately just a little crude; the bathroom humor in the opening and the &#8220;dream about sex&#8221; when the game ended were unnecessary.<\/p>\n<p>From a technical standpoint it&#8217;s okay, but there are a few implementation rough spots.  Putting water in my soup bowl didn&#8217;t seem to produce any response, but I was able to move past it and complete the game.  Several other objects were underimplemented, and there were some unfortunate naming clashes with the &#8220;soup can&#8221; &#8220;garbage\/trash can&#8221; and &#8220;garbage\/trash bag.&#8221;  I also think I was given an incorrect hint toward the end of the game.  Oh well.<\/p>\n<p><b>Verdict: C<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;A Quiet Evening at Home&#8221; by anonymous They say you should write what you know. Sorry. This is first in my random list of comp games. I&#8217;ve got to say, the apology in the blurb doesn&#8217;t bode well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","tag-ifcomp-2010"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1236,"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589\/revisions\/1236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bradleycbuchanan.com\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}